I stumbled across this website recently online. My guess is this isn’t the best place to practice your online game.

amish online dating

As a Canadian, one of my favorite things to do when I’m traveling is to act like a complete jerk, and then tell people that I’m American. I know it’s a pretty terrible thing to do, but I’m a bit of a nihilist, and kind of like contributing to Anti-American sentiments worldwide – if only just to stir the pot a bit.

Anyway, in the spirit of this game, I will introduce to you a 100%, guaranteed way to piss off a bartender in Dublin. It goes like this.

Bartender – What can I get you..

10Mag – I dunno.. do you have any local beers?

Bartender – Well, we have Guinness!

10Mag – No, I don’t want a Guinness… What’s that local beer you have… the dark one?

Bartender – Guinness!

10Mag – No, not that one… it’s really dark. I can get it at my bar back home.

Bartender – ??

10Mag – Heineken? Is that made in Dublin??

Then, continue to describe Guinness in as much detail as possible, all the while insisting that you’re NOT talking about Guinness. Eventually, give up and order a Corona, and then tell them how “we saved your ass in World War II”.

This joke was inspired by the Kids in the Hall skit below.

You found it here first guys. Mehow has an in-field video that has been leaked, and it’s pretty controversial. It seems as though this is his new “group attraction product” in action.

Truly mindblowing!

It has happened to auto workers and to blacksmiths, but I never thought it would happen to me.

I have been replaced by a machine.

Ipickup lines is a web application for your iPhone that will send a pickup line to the email address of your choice.

I guess I’m redundant now… time to find a new job!

iPickup Lines

Sweet.

This is from Tsbmag.com, check out their website, there’s a lot of pretty funny pickup humor there.

Pickup Lines We Can Believe In

The original site is http://www.wecanbelievein.com/index.php … If you have a funny poster, you can just post the link in the comments and I’ll put the top ones on the site.

Disclaimer: Lovesystems is actually a lot more than just pickup lines. Actually, lines are pretty much just used as teaching tools, “training wheels” so to speak, to be abandoned once you’ve built some basic skills.

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This is a funny video on Abstinance.

Before I go off to grad school, I want you guys to have this message, I think it’s very important.

I wish I had told you all before!

Seriously though check out How to Pick up Women – For Beginners

This is a hilarious blog post on why you should date multiple women, explained by an electrical engineer.

http://www.bitquabit.com/2007/02/14/smart-guys-date-in-parallel/