Vince Kelvin, as always, manages to make me laugh. Amazingly enough, he is NOT a joke. He is a real person who takes himself seriously.

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This is Our Competition (Warning: Hilarious!)

• Cajun the Pick Up Artist on Keys to the Vip (With Video)
• Does Lovesystems Work?
• Should I buy her a drink?
• Lovesystems mentioned on Penny Arcade, Future is in Nerd Heaven
• Q and A

I really think I’m going to try the orange opener!

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Chris Farley – Pick Up Artist

• Sex Matters does a Story on Pick Up Artists (With Cajun and I)
• Chris Shepherd (Tenmagnet)
• Abstinance
• Cajun the Pick Up Artist on Keys to the Vip (With Video)
• Tenmagnet’s Student Reviews

amish online dating

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Online Game Fail

• How Online Game Saved My Life (well, kinda)
• How to Pick Up Women for Beginners
• iPickup Lines
• Is your bodylanguage right?
• My Sets Aren’t Hooking, What do I do?

So the shut up challenge was announced a bit over a week ago, and we’re starting to get some field reports in from guys at the attraction forums. As I expected, there’s a good mix of comedy, tragedy and success.

Basically Yes almost made me squirt milk out my nose with his opener.

Ok so I tried this one time last night as I was about to leave because I had just remembered, I literally gave no thought to it at all, saw the first cute girl (around an and started up. This is the best I remember it:

*girl is sitting on a bar stool at a karaoke bar with her friend who said nothing the entire time except for giggle a few times*

Me: “Abortion. You game?”

WTF!?!?

I knew from this point on we were dealing with comedy gold. The conclusion, as well, is priceless.

Me: *walking off* “I’m aborting you.”

Her: “Good”

Me: *turned back around* “so…abortion good?” [I don't know why I said it like a caveman, I could have just said "so abortion's good?"]

Her: “Are you American or is this like your second language?”

Ok guys, I’m sorry I have to say this, but ABORTION IS NOT A GOOD TOPIC FOR AN OPENER. Anyways, props to Basically Yes, for making me laugh and putting his balls on the line. If he’d just picked a better opener, it probably would have worked out for him, but that wouldn’t have been nearly as fun as this story.

We also had another guy, Hness000 report in something that worked a little bit better, from an Obama inauguration party.

So I’m living history and having a great time in DC this week, and I decide to celebrate the inauguration of the man with the silver tongue by shutting the fuck up.

I’m winging my friend in a two-set, and the obstacle – a petite but feisty little Filipino girl – is immediately intoxicated by my swagger and starts flirting with me hard.

I tell her I wanna show her something cool and iso her to another part of the venue.

I take her to a corner, turn around, lean back against a fireplace and look into her eyes for like 10 seconds until she gets a little uneasy and says something:
HB: What is it?
Me: <pause> Tell me more.
HB: <laughs> tell you more about what?
Me: You…Tell me more

This is starting out good, although “Tell me more” is a little bit weak. When you’re doing the silence excercise, you need to give EVERY word you use a lot of deep meaning, a lot of power. Still, he’s got the point. And most importantly, he gets it here…

HB: Uuughhh… I don’t know what you want me to say.

This whole time, I’m kino escalating like crazy, and by this point, the girl’s body temperature is so high steam was coming out of her ears, and she was eyeing me like I was a piece of steak.

I decide to go for the kill. I give her the little devil look for a good 5 seconds. Then I wrap her around the waist and slowly close the distance between us.

I bring one hand up to grab the back of her head and cock it up towards me, stare deeper into her hypnotized little puppy dog eyes, and with an ever-so slight grin on my face, I hit her with the grand finale:

Me: Yes…We…Can

Next thing I know she’s sucking my face off like I’d just been sworn in as leader of the Free World.

Yes… We… Can… perfect! That is using your words to maximum effect!

If you want to participate or share your stories from the Shut Up Challenge, check out the thread here.

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Shut Up Challenge Update

• How To Approach Women
• Dating Science in the Media
• My Sets Aren’t Hooking, What do I do?
• Running out of things to say? Shut up!
• The Shut Up Challenge

Anyway, in the spirit of this game, I will introduce to you a 100%, guaranteed way to piss off a bartender in Dublin. It goes like this.

Bartender – What can I get you..

10Mag – I dunno.. do you have any local beers?

Bartender – Well, we have Guinness!

10Mag – No, I don’t want a Guinness… What’s that local beer you have… the dark one?

Bartender – Guinness!

10Mag – No, not that one… it’s really dark. I can get it at my bar back home.

Bartender – ??

10Mag – Heineken? Is that made in Dublin??

Then, continue to describe Guinness in as much detail as possible, all the while insisting that you’re NOT talking about Guinness. Eventually, give up and order a Corona, and then tell them how “we saved your ass in World War II”.

This joke was inspired by the Kids in the Hall skit below.

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How to piss off a Bartender in Dublin

• Getting a suit made
• Smart guys date in paralell
• Great Comment
• Abstinance
• BELIEVE!

Truly mindblowing!

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Mehow in-field video

• Does Lovesystems Work?
• Chris Farley – Pick Up Artist
• Abstinance
• Sinn goes challenge crazy….
• More Infield Video

I have been replaced by a machine.

Ipickup lines is a web application for your iPhone that will send a pickup line to the email address of your choice.

I guess I’m redundant now… time to find a new job!

iPickup Lines

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iPickup Lines

• BELIEVE!
• More Infield Video
• Smart guys date in paralell
• Dating Science in the Media
• Lovesystems in the Economist

This is from Tsbmag.com, check out their website, there’s a lot of pretty funny pickup humor there.

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More Infield Video

• BELIEVE!
• Abstinance
• iPickup Lines
• Californication
• Smart guys date in paralell

Pickup Lines We Can Believe In

The original site is http://www.wecanbelievein.com/index.php … If you have a funny poster, you can just post the link in the comments and I’ll put the top ones on the site.

Disclaimer: Lovesystems is actually a lot more than just pickup lines. Actually, lines are pretty much just used as teaching tools, “training wheels” so to speak, to be abandoned once you’ve built some basic skills.

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BELIEVE!

• iPickup Lines
• More Infield Video
• How to piss off a Bartender in Dublin
• Abstinance
• Mehow in-field video

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Gaming Girls over Text Message

• Text Message Game
• My blog is no longer messed up!
• Public Service Announcement – Phone Game
• Braddock’s New Phone Game Book
• Contest Rules