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I never thought Chris Farley would be a skilled Pick Up Artist, but then I saw this video. I really think I’m going to try the orange opener! Share and Enjoy:

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I stumbled across this website recently online. My guess is this isn’t the best place to practice your online game. Share and Enjoy:

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Alright, So the shut up challenge was announced a bit over a week ago, and we’re starting to get some field reports in from guys at the attraction forums. As I expected, there’s a good mix of comedy, tragedy and success. Basically Yes almost made me squirt milk out my nose with his opener. Ok [...]

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Someone forwarded me this post from a public forum, and I thought I would start a discussion here… I think this brings up some pretty profound philosophical questions. Also, it’s hilarious. Siamese Chicks!!! HELP!!!!! Ok, so I meet two HB (Hot Babes) 8.5′s…they’re siamese. We met at a campus club, and they’re connected at the [...]

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As a Canadian, one of my favorite things to do when I’m traveling is to act like a complete jerk, and then tell people that I’m American. I know it’s a pretty terrible thing to do, but I’m a bit of a nihilist, and kind of like contributing to Anti-American sentiments worldwide – if only [...]

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It has happened to auto workers and to blacksmiths, but I never thought it would happen to me. I have been replaced by a machine. Ipickup lines is a web application for your iPhone that will send a pickup line to the email address of your choice. I guess I’m redundant now… time to find [...]

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Sweet. This is from Tsbmag.com, check out their website, there’s a lot of pretty funny pickup humor there. Share and Enjoy:

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I must say, this voicemail doesn’t quite match the supreme douchieness of Dimitri the Lover’s Worst Voicemail Ever, but I think it’s a pretty good laugh. About a year ago, I met a girl in a bar, as is usual, and this girl got a bit tipsy. I decided to move on, but gave her [...]

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You found it here first guys. Mehow has an in-field video that has been leaked, and it’s pretty controversial. It seems as though this is his new “group attraction product” in action. Truly mindblowing! Share and Enjoy:

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The original site is http://www.wecanbelievein.com/index.php … If you have a funny poster, you can just post the link in the comments and I’ll put the top ones on the site. Disclaimer: Lovesystems is actually a lot more than just pickup lines. Actually, lines are pretty much just used as teaching tools, “training wheels” so to [...]

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