Thoughtmagnet

Someone forwarded me this post from a public forum, and I thought I would start a discussion here… I think this brings up some pretty profound philosophical questions. Also, it’s hilarious.

Siamese Chicks!!! HELP!!!!!

Ok, so I meet two HB (Hot Babes) 8.5’s…they’re siamese. We met at a campus club, and they’re connected at the waist. Here’s the thing, I DHV’d (demonstrated higher value… aka, acted cool) Toward the Obsticle (the left side)whilst negging the target (right side) But the obsticle now likes me!!! Fuck!!!

SO I have a few questions: First of all, If I do hook up with them what does that count as, score-wise? 1 f-close or 2?

First of all, congratulations on being open enough to hit on Siamese twins, while also being picky enough to fine one of them unattractive. I mean, everybody has standards, right?

As for how this counts, score wise, I think it’s a bit of a philosophical question - you might even be having your first threesome! Personally, I would go by the number of vaginas involved. If she has two, you can put two notches on your bedpost (or maybe one big two-headed notch, like a Y), if there’s only one vagina, I’m afraid you can only add one notch. Those are the rules, I’m afraid.

If you’re curious (I am), you should ask her politely “how many vaginas (vaginii?) do you have?”. Try not to look like a creep as you’re doing this.

Certainly, it’ll be a good story to impress your friends!

Pics or it didn’t happen!!