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I must say, this voicemail doesn’t quite match the supreme douchieness of Dimitri the Lover’s Worst Voicemail Ever, but I think it’s a pretty good laugh.

About a year ago, I met a girl in a bar, as is usual, and this girl got a bit tipsy. I decided to move on, but gave her my phone number. It wasn’t exactly a magical moment for me, but she left a voice mail which I will never forget.

The best part is where she tells her friend to “shut up” because the friend tried to prevent her from embarrassing herself. You can also hear me laughing in the background at times.

So, needless to say, I didn’t call her back.

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